What Izzians Did With Their Time Off

All of us Izzians were totally jonesin' for some hot softball action this week. After a solid performance we wanted to keep the "W" Train moving full speed ahead. But for some strange reason involving the fat ump and crazy ump's refusal to work hard, we had a Bye Week (always blame things on the Umpire) and were left to train for the May 5th game as individuals.

So, what did the Izzians do with their week off? Let's take a look at the pictures our teammates sent to your humble triple-hitting-game-breaking-Right Fielder/Rover this week:

Tommy Tullis (not hardcore Tom) hit up some college frat parties and did keg stands. Fortunately, his keg stand did not go wrong as the frat guys saw Tommy as a "Cool Old Guy".


Bilbo went to party in Davis with his Little Brother in Theta Chi, McLovin. They drank Mexican beer together for hours on end.


Tracy forgot that we didn't have a game and was caught wandering around the infield of IVC Field 1 saying "are you guys playing Izzys tonight?"


Aaron hit the batting cages for 4 hours on Monday night perfecting his liners into center field.


Matt attended a brunch after church service and used his log to stoke the fire of Jebus.


Brian was talked in to caddying for some junior golfers by their asshole fathers and was paid in gummy bears and snickers.


Clark remained Pimpalicious on tha' real, tho.


And your trusty Izzys Right Fielder set some very succesful coed traps on the Theta Chi front lawn.